Mustaches Across America



Cliff Clavin:

The soothing power of the intellectual mustache: linking education with the lip brow. Cliff Clavin gets an A+ for facial fur!









Gabe Kaplan:

A mustache worthy of the respect of the Sweat Hogs. Mr. Kotter was like a father to me, WITHOUT the embarrasing odor!







Hulk Hogan:

Morality and charm on a lip. The Hulkster even donated his belt to The Children's Hospital! Mustaches sure aren't worn by villains anymore!





But Dag? What are you going to do about all of this?