IMPLEMENTATION

Within the hour, Dagney had attained a PhD in "Snooping," Gutenhosen and Pfaltzgraff had garnered Bachelors degrees in "Looking Real Casual-Like" and Whittlocke had gotten a Masters in "Grainy 8mm Chicks With Tits." After a high-protein lunch, The Fun Lab Investigation Department (FLID) resumed their hunt on the Kennedy paper trail.

After another few hours of reading both the Warren Report and Gummi Bear comics, fortune finally shined down upon us when rooting through the Full House files, desperately hoping for a John Stamos or Olsen twin connection, Gutenhosen miraculously stumbled across the original Oswald-with-a-gun photo that was used in court.

Cronk bounded in: "IN THE MOVIE JFK WITH KEVIN COSTNER, KEVIN BACON, TOMMY LEE JONES, JOHN CANDY, SISSY SPACEK, JACK LEMMON, BRIAN DOYLE MURRAY, MICHAEL ROOKER, SHAQUILLE O'NEAL, GARY OLDMAN, LAURIE METCALF, WAYNE KNIGHT AND JOE PESCI; THEY SAID THAT THE LEE HARVEY OSWALD PICTURE WAS DOCTORED BECAUSE THE SHADOWS DIDN'T LINE UP AND KEVIN COSTNER SAID SOMETHING REALLY GREAT IN ENGLISH!!!" Cronk bounded out, and the FLID removed their hands from their ears.

"What'd he say?" Whittlocke said.

"Something about Joe Pesci being a proctor." Gutenhosen said.