Word spread quickly through the Lab. Within minutes, every Fun Lab employee and intern was scouring every nook and crannie of the facility. Cronk was nowhere to be found.

But Whittlocke had a theory. Trembling, he made his way to the Fun Lab 2 and switched on the television. As the remaining doctors filed in, they were all witness to a horriffic sight. Apparently Cronk had been sucked into a Very Special Episode of Full House. Oh criminy! This was a triple whammy: not only was Cronk abducted by the Full House ghosts and sent into indefinite syndication, the shows creators were "jumping the shark" by creating a Very Special Episode with a Very Special Guest Star: Dr. Marty Cronk.

As you can imagine, the doctors wasted no time in researching their options. The cable company said they could get a technician out by December, but we didn't have that kind of time. Gutenhosen hit the Internet and came upon an Exorcism Request Form. Hunter Of Souls, Master Michael Joseph Dimino was recruited by The Fun Lab to do an on-location exorcism of the Full House spirits. The Hunter of Souls arrived at the Lab in his late model Ford Ranger, and entered the facility with much bravado. First off, the man demanded a beer. He then began prattling about love, light, the Lord and lupus. La Casa Bourassa was skeptical.

	"I have a sneaking suspicion that this guy is a quack," he hissed at Pfaltzgraff. "Look who's talking," snarled Pfaltzgraff. "Just do as he says - we need nothing short of a miracle!"
	The Hunter of Souls' techniques were a bit unconventional. Indeed, the doctors wondered if a spelling error in the online request may have led the man to come and excercise rather than rid our house of ghosts. In matters of god, faith, and Full House, you just don't ask questions. For while La Casa Courassa was inverted and the Hunter of Souls bellowed in tongues, lo and behold, guess who showed up? That's right, Marty Cronk.