"This will be a day long remembered by The Fun Lab," I declared as I handed over the cash. The devotion to comedic science that this couple deomnstrated by selling this beautiful machine for such a low price was truly a mitzvah. This couple was so good to us that they even gave me a hug as we completed the transaction. They wished us godspeed on our way back to The Lab.
We were on top of the world. It was hotter than Yakima in the Paloose that day, so we shed our lab gear, cracked a few tall boys, and settled into the rhythm of the Great American Road. Or was that the rhythm of Cronk pounding to be let out of the Gas Closet? No matter, we lived on that rush of a new vehicle for an entire thirty minutes before things took a drastic turn for the worse...